BLUFFBALL

Your Guide to Watercooler Parlance

NFL
01 / 10
You
Tua's injury hurts
Coworker
Agreed, he's on fire
You
Contract year too, they'll pay him
Coworker
Nah, he's just hot
You
Numbers say otherwise
NFL
02 / 10
You
Cowboys defense is weak
Coworker
Parsons can't do it alone
You
Exactly the problem
Coworker
Who do they target
You
Probably a corner
NBA
03 / 10
You
Brunson is key
Coworker
Yeah, he's a game changer
You
Changes the offense completely
Coworker
No way, he's overrated
You
Still puts up numbers
MLB
04 / 10
You
Yankees need Volpe
Coworker
Volpe's return is big
You
Changes the lineup
Coworker
What about Ashcraft
You
Injury prone
MLB
05 / 10
You
Trout is the best
Coworker
Agreed, he's the best
You
MVP caliber player
Coworker
Not even top three
You
Still dominant
NHL
06 / 10
You
Quinn will break out
Coworker
Hughes is a star
You
Quinn too
Coworker
What about Coronato
You
Breakout season
F1
07 / 10
You
Antonelli wins Italian GP
Coworker
Yeah, he's a lock
You
No one can stop him
Coworker
No way, he'll choke
You
Still the favorite
Tennis
08 / 10
You
Rybakina ends Gauff's run
Coworker
Rybakina is tough
You
Gauff too
Coworker
What about Sabalenka
You
Title contender
NBA
09 / 10
You
Clippers are done
Coworker
Agreed, they're done
You
No playoff chance
Coworker
Not yet, they can turn it around
You
Too much ground to make up
College Football
10 / 10
You
Texas has a tough schedule
Coworker
Manning is a star
You
Arch too
Coworker
What about Ohio State
You
Tough matchup

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