BLUFFBALL

Your Guide to Watercooler Parlance

From yesterday — fresh threads on deck
NFL
01 / 10
You
Garrett's trade is a mistake for the Rams.
Coworker
I agree, they overpaid.
You
They'll regret it by midseason.
Coworker
I disagree, he's a game changer.
You
Not with their current line.
NBA
02 / 10
You
Brown is the Patriots' new WR1.
Coworker
He's an upgrade over last year.
You
But can he stay healthy.
Coworker
What about their defense?
You
Still their main concern.
MLB
03 / 10
You
DeGrom is still dominant at 37.
Coworker
He's still got it.
You
For now, at least.
Coworker
He's declining fast.
You
Not based on his last start.
NHL
04 / 10
You
Hart is the key to the Stanley Cup.
Coworker
He's been on fire lately.
You
Carrying the team.
Coworker
What about their defense?
You
Still a question mark.
College Basketball
05 / 10
You
Kansas is overrated.
Coworker
I agree, they're not deep.
You
Will hurt them in March.
Coworker
I disagree, they're talented.
You
But inconsistent.
Golf
06 / 10
You
Henley's win was a surprise.
Coworker
He's been playing well.
You
Finally got the win.
Coworker
What about the leaderboard?
You
Tight until the end.
Formula 1
07 / 10
You
Hamilton is done.
Coworker
I agree, he's old.
You
Time to retire.
Coworker
I disagree, he's still got it.
You
Not this season.
NFL
08 / 10
You
McCaffrey is underrated.
Coworker
He's a workhorse.
You
Carries the offense.
Coworker
What about his injury history?
You
A concern, always.
NBA
09 / 10
You
The Knicks will win the Finals.
Coworker
I agree, they're hot.
You
Momentum is key.
Coworker
I disagree, they're inconsistent.
You
Will cost them.
MLB
10 / 10
You
The Red Sox are in trouble.
Coworker
Their pitching is bad.
You
Not just the pitching.
Coworker
What about their lineup?
You
Not producing enough.

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